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June 29 The New Moon 4


July 5


ON YOUR FIRST REAL DATE, you and Misty, you stretched a canvas for her.

Peter Wilmot and Misty Kleinman, on a date, sitting in the tall weeds in a big vacant lot. The summer bees and flies drifting around them. Sitting on a plaid blanket Misty brought from her apartment. Her box of paints, made of pale wood under yellowed varnish with brass corners and hinges tarnished almost black, Misty has the legs pulled out to make it an easel.

If this is stuff you already remember, skip ahead.

If you remember, the weeds were so high you had to stomp them down to make a nest in the sun.

It was spring term, and everyone on campus seemed to have the same idea. To weave a compact disc player or a computer mainframe using only native grasses and sticks. Bits of root. Seedpods. You could smell a lot of rubber cement in the air.

Nobody was stretching canvas, painting landscapes. There was nothing witty in that. But Peter sat on that blanket in the sun. He opened his jacket and pulled up the hem of his baggy sweater. And inside, against the skin of his chest and belly, there was a blank canvas stapled around a stretcher bar.

Instead of sunblock, youd rubbed a charcoal pencil under each eye and down the bridge of your nose. A big black cross in the middle of your face.

If youre reading this now, youve been in a coma for God knows how long. The last thing this diary should do is bore you.

When Misty asked why you carried the canvas inside your clothes, tucked up under your sweater like that ...

Peter said, To make sure it would fit.

You said that.

If you remember, youll know how you chewed a stalk of grass. How it tasted. Your jaw muscles big and squared, first on one side, then on the other as you chewed around and around. With one hand, you dug down between the weeds, picking out bits of gravel or clods of dirt.

All Mistys friends, they were weaving their stupid grasses. To make some appliance that looked real enough to be witty. And not unravel. Unless it had the genuine look of a real prehistoric high-technology entertainment system, the irony just wouldnt work.

Peter gave her the blank canvas and said, Paint something.

And Misty said, Nobody paint paints. Not anymore.

If anybody she knew still painted at all, they used their own blood or semen. And they painted on live dogs from the animal shelter, or on molded gelatin desserts, but never on canvas.

And Peter said, I bet you still paint on canvas.

Why? Misty said. Because Im retarded? Because I dont know any better?

And Peter said, Just fucking paint.

They were supposed to be above representational art. Making pretty pictures. They were supposed to learn visual sarcasm. Misty said they were paying too much tuition not to practice the techniques of effective irony. She said a pretty picture didnt teach the world anything.

And Peter said, Were not old enough to buy beer, what are we supposed to teach the world? There on his back in their nest of weeds, one arm behind his head, Peter said, All the effort in the world wont matter if youre not inspired.

In case you didnt fucking notice, you big boob, Misty really wanted you to like her. Just for the record, her dress, her sandals and floppy straw hat, she was all dressed up for you. If youd just touch her hair youd hear it crackle with hair spray.

She wore so much Wind Song perfume she was attracting bees.

And Peter set the blank canvas on her easel. He said, Maura Kincaid never went to fucking art school. He spit a wad of green slobber, picked another weed stem and stuck it in his mouth. His tongue stained green, he said, I bet if you painted whats in your heart, it could hang in a museum.

What was in her heart, Misty said, was pretty much just silly crap.

And Peter just looked at her. He said, So whats the point of painting anything you dont love?

What she loved, Misty told him, would never sell. People wouldnt buy it.

And Peter said, Maybe youd be surprised.

This was Peters theory of self-expression. The paradox of being a professional artist. How we spend our lives trying to express ourselves well, but we have nothing to tell. We want creativity to be a system of cause and effect. Results. Marketable product. We want dedication and discipline to equal recognition and reward. We get on our art school treadmill, our graduate program for a masters in fine arts, and practice, practice, practice. With all our excellent skills, we have nothing special to document. According to Peter, nothing pisses us off more than when some strung-out drug addict, a lazy bum, or a slobbering pervert creates a masterpiece. As if by accident.

Some idiot whos not afraid to say what they really love.

Plato, Peter says, and he turns his head to spit green slobber into the weeds. Plato said: He who approaches the temple of the Muses without inspiration in the belief that craftsmanship alone suffices will remain a bungler and his presumptuous poetry will be obscured by the songs of the maniacs.

He stuck another weed in his mouth and chewed, saying, So what makes Misty Kleinman a maniac?

Her fantasy houses and cobblestone streets. Her seagulls circling the oyster boats as they came back from the shoals shed never seen. The window boxes overflowing with snapdragons and zinnias. No way in fucking hell was she going to paint that crap.

Maura Kincaid, Peter says, didnt pick up a paintbrush until she was forty-one years old. He started taking paintbrushes out of the pale wood box, twisting the ends sharp. He said, Maura got hitched to a good old Waytansea Island carpenter, and they had a couple kids. He took out her tubes of paint, setting them next to the brushes there on the blanket.

It wasnt until her husband died, Peter said. Then Maura got sick, really sick, with consumption or something. Back then, being forty-one made you an old lady.

It wasnt until one of her kids died, he said, that Maura Kincaid ever painted a picture. He said, Maybe people have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

You told Misty all this.

You said how Michelangelo was a manic-depressive who portrayed himself as a flayed martyr in his painting. Henri Matisse gave up being a lawyer because of appendicitis. Robert Schumann only began composing after his right hand became paralyzed and ended his career as a concert pianist.

You were digging in your pocket while you said this. You were fishing something out.

You talked about Nietzsche and his tertiary syphilis. Mozart and his uremia. Paul Klee and the scleroderma that shrank his joints and muscles to death. Frida Kahlo and the spina bifida that covered her legs with bleeding sores. Lord Byron and his clubfoot. The Bronte sisters and their tuberculosis. Mark Rothko and his suicide. Flannery OConnor and her lupus. Inspiration needs disease, injury, madness.

According to Thomas Mann, Peter said, Great artists are great invalids.

And there on the blanket, you set something. There, surrounded by tubes of paint and paintbrushes, was a big rhinestone brooch. Big around as a silver dollar, the brooch was clear glass gems, tiny polished mirrors in a pinwheel of yellow and orange, all of them chipped and cloudy. There on the plaid blanket, it seemed to explode the sunlight into sparks. The metal was dull gray, gripping the rhinestones with tiny sharp teeth.

Peter said, Are you hearing any of this?

And Misty picked up the brooch. The sparkle reflected straight into her eyes, and she was blinded, dazzled. Disconnected from everything here, the sun and weeds.

Its for you, Peter said, for inspiration.

Misty, her reflection showed shattered a dozen times in every rhinestone. A thousand pieces of her face.

To the sparkling colors in her hand, Misty said, So tell me. She said, How did Maura Kincaids husband die?

And Peter, his teeth green, he spit green into the tall weeds around them. The black cross on his face. He licked his green lips with his green tongue, and Peter said, Murder. Peter said, They murdered him.

And Misty started to paint.


July 6


JUST FOR THE RECORD, the cruddy old library with its wallpaper peeling at every seam and dead flies inside all the milk-glass lights hanging from the ceiling, everything you can remember is still here. If you can remember it. The same shabby world globe, yellowed to the color of soup. The continents carved into places like Prussia and the

Belgian Congo. They still have the framed sign that says Anyone Caught Defacing Library Books Will Be Prosecuted.

Old Mrs. Terrymore, the librarian, she wears the same tweed suits, except now she has a lapel button as big as her face that says Find Yourself in a New Future with Owens Landing Financial Services!

What you dont understand, you can make mean anything.

People all over the island are wearing this same kind of button or T-shirt, selling some advertising message. They get a little prize or cash award if theyre seen wearing it. Turning their bodies into billboards. Wearing baseball caps with 1-800 telephone numbers.

Mistys here with Tabbi, looking for books about horses and insects her teacher wants her to read before Tabbi starts seventh grade this fall.

No computers. No connections to the Internet or database terminals means no summer people. No lattes allowed. No videotapes or DVDs to check out. Nothing permitted above a whisper. Tabbis off in the kids section, and your wifes in her own personal coma: the art book section.

What they teach you in art school is that famous old masters like Rembrandt and Caravaggio and van Eyck, they just traced. They drew the way Tabbis teacher wont let her. Hans Holbein, Diego Velazquez, they sat in a velvet tent in the murky dark and sketched the outside world that shined in through a small lens. Or bounced off a curved mirror. Or like a pinhole camera, just projected into their tiny dark room through a little hole. Projecting the outside world onto the screen of their canvas. Canaletto, Gainsborough, Vermeer, they stayed there in the dark for hours or days, tracing the building or naked model in the bright sunlight outside. Sometimes they even painted the colors straight over the projected colors, matching the shine of a fabric as it fell in projected folds. Painting an exact portrait in a single afternoon.

Just for the record, camera obscura is Latin for dark chamber.

Where the assembly line meets the masterpiece. A camera using paint instead of silver oxide. Canvas instead of film.

They spend all morning here, and at some point Tabbi comes to stand next to her mother. Tabbis holding a book open in her hands and says, Mom? Her nose still on the page, she tells Misty, Did you know it takes a fire of at least sixteen-hundred degrees lasting seven hours to consume the average human body?

The books got black-and-white photos of burn victims curled into the pugilist position, their charred arms pulled up in front of their faces. Their hands are clenched into fists, cooked by the heat of the fire. Charred black prizefighters. The books called Fire Forensic Investigation .

Just for the record, todays weather is nervous disgust with tentative apprehension.

Mrs. Terrymore looks up from her desk. Misty tells Tabbi, Put it back.

Today in the library, in the art section, your wifes touching books at random on the reference shelf. For no reason, she opens a book, and it says how when an artist used a mirror to throw an image onto canvas, the image would be reversed. This is why everyone in so many old-master paintings is left-handed. When they used a lens, the image would be upside down. Whatever way they saw the image, it was distorted. In this book, an old woodcut print shows an artist tracing a projection. Across the page, someones written, You can do this with your mind.

Its why birds sing, to mark their territory. Its why dogs pee.

The same as the bottom of the table in the Wood and Gold Dining Room, Maura Kincaids life-after-death message:

Choose any book at the library, she wrote.

Her lasting effect in pencil. Her homemade immortality.

This new message is signed Constance Burton .

You can do this with your mind.

At random, Misty pulls down another book and lets it fall open. Its about the artist Charles Meryon, a brilliant French engraver who became schizophrenic and died in an asylum. In one engraving of the French Marine Ministry, a classic stone building behind a row of tall fluted columns, the work looks perfect until you notice a swarm of monsters decending from the sky.

And written across the clouds above the monsters, in pencil, it says: We are their bait and their trap. Signed Maura Kincaid .

With her eyes closed, Misty walks her fingers across the spines of books on the shelf. Feeling the ridges of leather and paper and cloth, she pulls out a book without looking and lets it fall open in her hand.

Heres Francisco Goya, poisoned by the lead in his bright paints. Colors he applied with his fingers and thumbs, scooping them out of tubs until he suffered from lead encephalopathy, leading to deafness, depression, and insanity. Here on the page is a painting of the god Saturn eating his childrena murky mix of black around a bug-eyed giant biting the arms off a headless body. In the white margin of the page, someones written: If youve found this, you can still save yourself.

Its signed Constance Burton .

In the next book, the French painter Watteau shows himself as a pale, spindly guitar player, dying of tuberculosis as he was in real life. Across the blue sky of the scene, is written: Do not paint them their pictures. Signed Constance Burton .

To test herself, your wife walks across the library, past the old librarian watching through little round glasses of black wire. In her arms, Mistys carrying the books on Watteau, Goya, the camera obscura, all of them open and nested one inside the next. Tabbi looks up, watching from a table heaped with kids books. In the literature section, Misty closes her eyes again and walks, trailing her fingers across the old spines. For no reason, she stops and pulls one out.

Its a book about Jonathan Swift, about how he developed Menieres syndrome and his life was ruined by dizziness and deafness. In his bitterness, he wrote the dark satires Gullivers Travels and A Modest Proposal, suggesting the British could survive by eating the increasing flood of Irish children. His best work.

The book falls open to a page where someone has written: They would have you kill all of Gods children to save theirs. Its signed Maura Kincaid .

Your wife, she wedges this new book inside the last book, and closes her eyes again. Carrying her armload of books, she reaches out to touch another book. Misty walks her fingers from spine to spine. Her eyes closed, she steps forwardinto a soft wall and the smell of talcum powder. When she looks, theres dark red lipstick in a white powdered face. A green cap across a forehead, above it a head of curly gray hair. Printed on the cap, it says, Call 1-800-555-1785 for Complete Satisfaction. Below that, black-wire eye glasses. A tweed suit.

Excuse me, a voice says, and its Mrs. Terrymore, the librarian. Shes standing there, arms folded.

And Misty takes a step back.

The dark red lipstick says, Id appreciate it if you didnt destroy the books by piling them together that way.

Poor Misty, she says shes sorry. Always the outsider, she goes to put them on a table.

And Mrs. Terrymore, with her hands open, clutching, she says, Please, let me reshelve them. Please.

Misty says, not yet. She says shed like to check them out, and while the two women wrestle over the armload, one book slips out and slams flat on the floor. Loud as a slap across your face. It flaps open to where you can read: Do not paint them their pictures.

And Mrs. Terrymore says, Im afraid those are reference books.

And Misty says, No theyre not. Not all of them. You can read the words: If youve found this, you can still save yourself.

Through her black-wire glasses, the librarian sees this and says, Always more damage. Every year. She looks at a tall clock in a dark walnut case, and she says, Well, if you dont mind, weve closed early today. She checks her wristwatch against the tall clock, saying, We closed ten minutes ago.

Tabbis already checked out her books. Shes standing by the front door, waiting, and calls, Hurry, Mom. You have to be at work.

And with one hand, the librarian fishes in the pocket of her tweed jacket and brings out a big pink gum eraser.


July 7


THE STAINED-GLASS windows of the island church, little white trash Misty Marie Kleinman, she could draw them before she could read or write. Before shed ever seen stained glass. Shed never been inside a church, any church. Godless little Misty Kleinman, she could draw the tombstones in the village cemetery out on Waytansea Point, drawing the dates and epitaphs before she knew they were numbers and words.

Now, sitting here in church services, its hard for her to remember what she first imagined and what she saw for real after shed arrived. The purple altar cloth. The thick wood beams black with varnish.

Its all what she imagined as a kid. But thats impossible.

Grace beside her in the pew, praying. Tabbi on the far side of Grace, both of them kneeling. Their hands folded.

Graces voice, her eyes closed and her lips muttering into her hands, she says, Please let my daughter-in-law return to the artwork she loves. Please dont let her squander the glorious talent God has given her ...

Every old island family around them, muttering in prayer.

Behind them, a voice is whispering, ... please, Lord, give Peters wife what she needs to start her work ...

Another voice, Old Lady Petersen, is praying, ... may Misty save us before the outsiders get any worse ...

Even Tabbi, your own daughter, is whispering, God, make my mom get her act together and get started on her art ...

All the Waytansea Island waxworks are kneeling around Misty. The Tuppers and Burtons and Niemans, theyre all eyes-closed, knotting their fingers together and asking God to make her paint. All of them thinking she has some secret talent to save them.

And Misty, your poor wife, the only sane person here, she just wants towell, all she wants is a drink.

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. And repeat.

She wants to yell for everybody to just shut up with their goddamn prayers.

If youve reached middle age and you see how youre never going to be the big famous artist you dreamed of becoming and paint something that will touch and inspire people, really touch and move them and change their lives. You just dont have the talent. You dont have the brains or inspiration. You dont have any of what it takes to create a masterpiece. If you see how your whole portfolio of work is just grand stony houses and big pillowy flower gardensthe naked dreams of a little girl in Tecumseh Lake, Georgiaif you see how anything you could paint would just be adding more mediocre shit to a world already crammed with mediocre shit. If you realize youre forty-one years old and youve reached the end of your God-given potential, well, cheers.

Heres mud in your eye. Bottoms up.

Heres as smart as youre ever going to get.

If you realize theres no way you can give your child a better standard of livinghell, you cant even give your child the quality of life that your trailer park mom gave youand this means no college for her, no art school, no dreams, nothing except for waiting tables like her mom ...

Well, its down the hatch.

This is every day in the life of Misty Marie Wilmot, queen of the slaves.

Maura Kincaid?

Constance Burton?

The Waytansea school of painters. They were different, born different. Those artists who made it look so easy. The point is some people have talent, but most people dont. Most people, were going to top out with no glory, no perks. Folks like poor Misty Marie, theyre limited, borderline dummies, but nothing enough to get a handicapped parking space. Or get any kind of Special Olympic Games. They just pay the bulk of taxes but get no special menu at the steak house. No oversized bathroom stall. No special seat at the front of the bus. No political lobby.

No, your wifes job will be to applaud other people.

In art school, one girl Misty knew, she ran a kitchen blender full of wet concrete until the motor burned out in a cloud of bitter smoke. This was her statement about life as a housewife. Right now, that girl is probably living in a loft eating organic yogurt. Shes rich and can cross her legs at the knee.

Another girl Misty knew in art school, she performed a three-act play with puppets in her own mouth. These were little costumes you could slip over your tongue. Youd hold the extra costumes inside your cheek, the same as the wings to a stage. Between scene changes, youd just close your lips as a curtain. Your teeth, the footlights and proscenium arch. Youd slip your tongue into the next costume. After doing a three-act play, shed have stretch marks all around her mouth. Her orbicularis oris stretched all out of shape.

One night in a gallery, doing a tiny version of The Greatest Story Ever Told, this girl almost died when a tiny camel slipped down her throat. These days, she was probably rolling in grant money.

Peter with his praise for all of Mistys pretty houses, he was so wrong. Peter who said she should hide away on the island, paint only what she loved, his advice was so fucked.

Your advice, your praise was so very, very fucked.

According to you, Maura Kincaid washed fish in a cannery for twenty years. She potty-trained her kids, weeded her garden, then one day she sits down and paints a masterpiece. The bitch. No graduate degree, no studio time, but now shes famous forever. Loved by millions of people who will never meet her.

Just for the record, the weather today is bitter with occasional fits of jealous rage.

Just so you know, Peter, your mothers still a bitch. Shes working part-time for a service that finds people pieces of china after their pattern is discontinued. She overheard some rich summer woman, just a tanned skeleton in a knit-silk pastel tank dress, sitting at lunch and saying, Whats the point of being rich here if theres nothing to buy?

Since Grace heard this, shes been hounding your wife to paint. To give people something they can clamor to own. Like somehow Misty could pull a masterpiece out of her ass and earn the Wilmot family fortune back.

Like she could save the whole island that way.

Tabbis birthday is coming up, the big thirteen, and theres no money for a gift. Mistys saving her tips until theres enough money for them to go live in Tecumseh Lake. They cant live in the Waytansea Hotel forever. Rich people are eating the island alive, and she doesnt want Tabbi to grow up poor, pressured by rich boys with drugs.

By the end of summer, Misty figures they can bail. About Grace, Misty doesnt know. Your mother must have friends she can live with. Theres always the church that can help her. The Ladies Altar Society.

Here around them in church are the stained-glass saints, all of them pierced with arrows and hacked with knives and burning on bonfires, and now Misty pictures you. Your theory about suffering as a means to divine inspiration. Your stories about Maura Kincaid.

If misery is inspiration, Misty should be reaching her prime.

Here, with the whole island around her kneeling in prayer for her to paint. For her to be their savior.

The saints all around them, smiling and performing miracles in their moments of pain, Misty reaches out to take a hymnal. This is one book among dozens of dusty old hymnals, some without covers, some of them trailing frayed satin ribbons. She takes one at random and opens it. And, nothing.

She flips through the pages, but theres nothing. Just prayers and hymns. No special secret messages scribbled inside.

Still, when she goes to put it back, carved there in the wood of the pew where the hymnal hid it, a message says: Leave this island before you cant.

Its signed Constance Burton .


July 8


ON THEIR FIFTH REAL DATE, Peter was matting and framing the picture Misty had painted.

You, Peter, you were telling Misty, This. This picture. It will hang in a museum.

The picture, it was a landscape showing a house wrapped in porches, shaded with trees. Lace curtains hung in the windows. Roses bloomed behind a white picket fence. Blue birds flew through shafts of sunlight. A ribbon of smoke curled up from one stone chimney. Misty and Peter were in a frame shop near campus, and she was standing with her back to the shops front window, trying to block if anybody might see in.

Misty and you.

Blocking if anybody might see her painting.

Her signature was at the bottom, below the picket fence, Misty Marie Kleinman . The only thing missing was a smiling face. A heart dotting the i in Kleinman.

Maybe a museum of kitsch, she said. This was just a better version of what shed been painting since childhood. Her fantasy village. And seeing it felt worse than seeing the worst, most fat naked picture of yourself ever. Here it was, the trite little heart of Misty Marie Kleinman. The sugary dreams of the poor, lonely six-year-old kid shed be for the rest of her life. Her pathetic, pretty rhinestone soul.

The trite little secret of what made her feel happy.

Misty kept peeking back over one shoulder to make sure no one was looking in. No one was seeing the most cliche, honest part of her, painted here in watercolors.

Peter, God bless him, he just cut the mat and centered the painting inside it.

You cut the mat.

Peter set up the miter saw on the shops workbench, and he cut the lengths for each side of the frame. The painting, when Peter looked at it, half his face smiled, the zygomatic major pulling up one side of his mouth. He only lifted the eyebrow on that side. He said, You got the porch railing perfect.

Outside, a girl from art school walked by on the sidewalk. This girl, her latest work was stuffing a teddy bear with dog shit. She worked with her hands inside blue rubber gloves so thick she could almost not bend her fingers. According to her, beauty was a stale concept. Superficial. A cheat. She was working a new vein. A new twist on a classic Dada theme. In her studio, she had the little teddy bear already gutted out, its fake fur spread open autopsy-style, ready to turn into art. Her rubber gloves smeared with brown stink, she could hardly hold the needle and red suture thread. Her title for all this was: Illusions of Childhood .

Other kids in art school, kids from rich families, the kids who traveled and saw real art in Europe and New York, all of them did this kind of work.

Another boy in Mistys class, he was masturbating, trying to fill a piggy bank with sperm before the end of the year. He lived off dividends from a trust fund. Another girl drank different colors of egg temperas, then drank syrup of ipecac that made her vomit her masterpiece. She drove to class on a moped from Italy that cost more than the trailer where Misty grew up.

In the frame shop that morning, Peter fitted the corners of the frame together. He dabbed glue with his bare fingers and drilled holes in each corner for the screws.

Still standing between the window and the workbench, her shadow blocking the sunlight, Misty said, You really think its good?

And Peter said, If you only knew ...

You said that.

Peter said, Youre in my light. I cant see.

I dont want to move, Misty told him. People outside might see.

All the dog shit and jack-off and barf. Running the glass cutter across the glass, never taking his eyes off the little cutting wheel, a pencil tucked in the hair behind one ear, Peter said, Just smelling super gross doesnt make their work art.

Snapping the glass into two pieces, Peter said, Shit is an esthetic cliche. He said how the Italian painter Piero Manzoni canned his own shit, labeled 100% Pure Artists Shit, and people bought it.

Peter was watching his hands so hard that Misty had to watch. She wasnt watching the window, and behind them they heard a bell ring. Somebodyd walked into the shop. Another shadow fell over the workbench.

Without looking up, Peter went, Hey.

And this new guy said, Hey.

The friend was maybe Peters age, blond with a patch of chin hairs, but not what youd call a beard. Another student from the art school. He was another rich kid from Waytansea Island, and he stood, his blue eyes looking down at the painting on the workbench. He smiled Peters same half smile, the look of somebody laughing over the fact he had cancer. The look of someone facing a firing squad of clowns with real guns.

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